Tally-"Ho"

There's a joke in here somewhere, involving the ranch, horses, new action figures of totally ineffective and uncharismatic leaders of the free world. It's early. Let me finish my coffee and it will come to me.


sass

action figure #1: 'Well, FINALLY! Is the view worth it?..........................................................Not really.
action figure #2: 'How the fuck did I get here? ....if it only there hadn't been that accident...I could have....been someone, gone somewhere...married well,....HELL, married human....'
action figure #3: ' '
action figure #4: "How does she take to the bit, Charley......uh? uh....uh...tee-hee....uh?"