Mood:
cheekyNow Playing: it's been a mad, mad, world......
OK, 2005...here goes.
Actually you go, thank heavens. What a stinker you have been.
I will note but not dwell on the bad boys (and gals) of 2005. Abu Gharib and Prince Charles' Diana-challenged Camilla. Oprah's silly end to her diva fit. Who would willingly WANT to deny Dave for 20 years. Silly woman. Blake and Jacko SHOULD be sharing cells. Should Cindi Sheehan and Beth Twitty be grieving in private?
That's not my call. I can't imagine what I'd do in either's situation. But I will call this one. Terry Schiavo. Rest in peace. Pryor and Parks, as well.
The bad boys of baseball... Sammy Sosa, Mark McGuire and Jose Canseco should be spanked.
And now the “looming pandemic” of Avian Bird flu, well........looms.
There were earthquakes and tsunamis but there will never be anything more horrific to me as the heartbreaking lose of New Orleans.
Don't get me started.
I choose not to go over and over the hurt, but instead hallmark some of the troopers that arose and look towards the future.
Let's draw hope from a few gracious faces and happenings. Being judgemental and sanctimonious is fun, but let's take a higher road. Let's look ahead with some wisdom, style and humor. Here's a gang that brought us some of the good stuff this year.
Harry Connick Jr.
- Lord love a duck, this man did well by me. Boating through the waters of New Orleans and trying to drag everything upwards. He's a doll, talented and just performed great amid the ruins. New Orleans should give a big thanks to Harry. Here's praying the city comes back one hundred-fold, requardless of George W. Asshole and fucking FEMA.
The Numa Numa dance- http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/numa.php -
an all American laugh. Proving the geeks really rule. I could watch it a million times and still laugh.
Barack Obama -You got my vote.
Cupcakes anyone?
http://www.collegehumor.com/movies/1646405/
Conan O'Brien - Leno can NOT leave soon enough
Chris Parnell and Andy Samberg's Lazy Sunday -
SNL the Chronicles of Narnia Rap
http://youtube.com/watch.php?v=zLElfJ9YCh0
Just watch it.
Movies?
Ice Harvest, of course. PLEASE! Give me mysterious, skanky, dark bloody humor and over gay cowboys anyday.
Celebrities? Give me a break.
Can someone please put Lindsey, Nicole, Paris, Jessica and her damn little sister in a celebrity-star blender somewhere and hit puree.
I've HAD it with them. WHY are they news?
Anderson Cooper - cute. Very gay, but cute and very energetic. Love the haircut.
Well, I better stop there. I'm swerving sanctimonious and that won't do.
So here's to 2006.
No more disasters please. Don't bore me. Don't do that!
Just no more biblical locust events.
Let's chill this year. K?
later
sass