Stolen from Gus Openshaw
Now Playing: ....my fav book cover EVER...


I can't wait to curl up and read this.
Maybe just curl up.


later
sass

Oh My God...
http://198.64.150.18/teaser/small.html

Number Two..



...oh no they didn't.
looks like affleck and earl both make cameos...

later
sass

talk about a hot potato
Now Playing: The Book Of Daniel...
This television show. Last Friday on NBC. This show only had half the amount of ads that a normal 2-hour show is packed with. Will it go over?
Man it is wild. It's desperate priests and "SOAP" mixed together. I like it, but I'm sass. It's new and different and probably the most realistic thing on TV lately.


***********

The program, about a priest who's addicted to prescription drugs and his dysfunctional family that includes an alcoholic wife, gay son and a brother who embezzles church funds, has drawn criticism from conservative Christians.

The priest, played by Aidan Quinn, also has regular conversations with Jesus Christ about managing life's little crises. The controversy prompted five NBC affiliate stations, mainly in Southern states, to preempt the show.

******

Probably won't last long.

sass

Entertainmant or blatantly masked PR....Sexiest men?
Now Playing: or....men who have paid us well.
OK,
E! magazines' 25 sexiest men.

Why do I bother?
Jude Law? Hugh Jackman? AND the famous Mr. Cruise (BYTWAY, It looks like Katie's parents are coming to their senses. Tiny TOM MUST be royally, or should we say, out of this world with his anger)
THESE men ARE all GAY.

Keanu Reeves and Colin Ferrell - they both are in need of soap. Do they have soap in rehab?
NOTE: Kobe Bryant - he is a rapist. Perhaps they didn't get the memo.

Ok - agree on this one - Goran Visnjic
and this one - Taye Diggs
but they are CUTE....not dynamite.....

but oh, oh, more soap please:
Lenny Kravitz
and this one needs even MORE than just soap.....Benicio Del Toro. He might be a candidate for that face transplant thingy.

Depp is confusing. He is one half adorable....Pirates and Peter Pan....one half COMPLETELY horrible. Who can watch the Chocolate Factory think he is sexy? Yeah, I want to bed that pageboy. What a fruitcake.

more later...sass

Keith Urban
Mood:  celebratory
Now Playing: Ok let's get nonsensical....let's look at some fellows...


let's give January a push with some new men...
hope this cheers everyone up.
there's some new men out there on the sass radar.
let's have a look
what could it hurt?

also, I know I said I wouldn't ....but a semi-small rant: Words, names, people, places...and s!#t I NEVER want to see or hear about again:

HURRICANES ASHLEE SIMPSON DICK CHENEY MICHAEL JACKSON FANS DESEPERATE HOUSEWIVES NICOLE RICHIE ANN COULTER BOTOX TOM CRUISE SCIENTOLOGY GAS COMPANIES TUCKER CARLSON BIRD FLU
MARTHA STEWART BRITNEY SPEARS and KEVIN FEDERLINE KABALLAH ASHTON KUTCHER NICK AND JESSICA LINDSEY LOHAN ANNA NICOLE SMITH PARIS HILTON BARBARA BUSH
SIX FLAGS GUY BABY BRATZ FORMER FEMA HEAD MIKE BROWN
RUNAWAY BRIDE, JENNIFER WILBANKS and....HOWARD STERN.


OK
later
sass

Puree, Pillsbury, Paris and Prince Charles....
Mood:  cheeky
Now Playing: it's been a mad, mad, world......
OK, 2005...here goes.
Actually you go, thank heavens. What a stinker you have been.
I will note but not dwell on the bad boys (and gals) of 2005. Abu Gharib and Prince Charles' Diana-challenged Camilla. Oprah's silly end to her diva fit. Who would willingly WANT to deny Dave for 20 years. Silly woman. Blake and Jacko SHOULD be sharing cells. Should Cindi Sheehan and Beth Twitty be grieving in private? That's not my call. I can't imagine what I'd do in either's situation. But I will call this one.
Terry Schiavo. Rest in peace. Pryor and Parks, as well.
The bad boys of baseball... Sammy Sosa, Mark McGuire and Jose Canseco should be spanked.
And now the “looming pandemic” of Avian Bird flu, well........looms.
There were earthquakes and tsunamis but there will never be anything more horrific to me as the heartbreaking lose of New Orleans.
Don't get me started.
I choose not to go over and over the hurt, but instead hallmark some of the troopers that arose and look towards the future.
Let's draw hope from a few gracious faces and happenings. Being judgemental and sanctimonious is fun, but let's take a higher road. Let's look ahead with some wisdom, style and humor. Here's a gang that brought us some of the good stuff this year.


Harry Connick Jr.
- Lord love a duck, this man did well by me. Boating through the waters of New Orleans and trying to drag everything upwards. He's a doll, talented and just performed great amid the ruins. New Orleans should give a big thanks to Harry. Here's praying the city comes back one hundred-fold, requardless of George W. Asshole and fucking FEMA.

The Numa Numa dance- http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/numa.php -
an all American laugh. Proving the geeks really rule. I could watch it a million times and still laugh.

Barack Obama -You got my vote.

Cupcakes anyone?
http://www.collegehumor.com/movies/1646405/

Conan O'Brien - Leno can NOT leave soon enough

Chris Parnell and Andy Samberg's Lazy Sunday -
SNL the Chronicles of Narnia Rap
http://youtube.com/watch.php?v=zLElfJ9YCh0
Just watch it.

Movies?
Ice Harvest, of course. PLEASE! Give me mysterious, skanky, dark bloody humor and over gay cowboys anyday.

Celebrities? Give me a break.
Can someone please put Lindsey, Nicole, Paris, Jessica and her damn little sister in a celebrity-star blender somewhere and hit puree.
I've HAD it with them. WHY are they news?

Anderson Cooper - cute. Very gay, but cute and very energetic. Love the haircut.

Well, I better stop there. I'm swerving sanctimonious and that won't do.

So here's to 2006.
No more disasters please. Don't bore me. Don't do that!
Just no more biblical locust events.

Let's chill this year. K?


later
sass

amazing
I find it incrediable amazing I have a blog that I rarely post on, rarely visit and yet recieve 300 hits average per day.
WHAT are you guys waiting for? Surely it's not a blog o' mine, being there are many fabulous sites and bloggers out there who are much more intelligent and amusing.

Yet you click on and look.
What are you looking for?

Oh, but that's the age-old, all universal question, is it not?

Wanting to know what's REALLY happening with Cusack? Or does this have anything to do with the whole Rance phenomenon?
One in the same I'm thinking. At least that's where it started. The curiosity of the celebrity car wreck.

I'll be doing a year end rant on 2005. What a very sad year.
And I thought 2004 was pushing it a bit. Silly Sass.

The bus ride will always get wilder. Timothy Leary had only seen the tip.


later,
sass

P.S. Oh and of course I know what's happening with our favorite movie star. I can't tell. Sworn to keep my mouth shut.
But there will be hints.....

ho ho ho
Now Playing: enjoy


Christmas Cookie Recipe

'Tis the season to enjoy this again:

Christmas Cookie Ingredients

1 cup water
1 tsp. baking soda
1 cup sugar
1 tsp. salt
1 cup brown sugar
lemon juice
4 large eggs
1 cup nuts
2 cups dried fruit
1 bottle Absolute vodka

Sample the Absolute to check quality. Take a large bowl. Check the
Absolute again, to be sure it is of the highest quality. Pour 1 level cup
and drink. Turn on the electric mixer. Beat 1 cup butter in a large
fluffy bowl. Add 1 teaspoon of sugar, beat again. At this point it's
best to make sure the Absolute is still OK, try another cup, just in case.

Turn off the mixerer thingy, break 2 leggs and add to the bowl and chuck
in 1 cup of dried fruit. Pick the frigging fruit off floor... mix on the
turner. If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaterers, just pry it loose
with a drewscriver. Sample the Absolut to check for tonsisticity. Next,
sift 2 cups of salt or something. Who giveshz a sheet. Check the
Absolute. Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts. Add 1 table.
Add a spoon of sugar, or somefink. Whatever you can find. Greash the oven.
Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over. Don't forget to
beat off the turner. Finally, throw the bowl through the window, finish the
Absolute and make sure to put the stove in the dishwasher.

CHERRY MISTMAS!!!!!!

in the future
Now Playing: is this what we are coming to....


check out maddock's shirt......

The great SNL sketch,
Mood:  a-ok
Interviewer: Alright, Mr. Wilson, you've done just fine on the Rorshact.. your papers are in good order.. your file's fine.. no difficulties with your motor skills.. And I think you're probably ready for this job. We've got one more psychological test we always do here. It's just a Word Association. I'll throw you out a few words - anything that comes to your mind, just throw back at me, okay? It's kind of an arbitrary thing. Like, if I say "dog", you'd say..?

Mr. Wilson: "Tree".

Interviewer: "Tree". [ nods head, prepares the test papers ] "Dog".

Mr. Wilson: "Tree".

Interviewer: "Fast".

Mr. Wilson: "Slow".

Interviewer: "Rain".

Mr. Wilson: "Snow".

Interviewer: "White".

Mr. Wilson: "Black".

Interviewer: "Bean".

Mr. Wilson: "Pod".

Interviewer: [ casually ] "Negro".

Mr. Wilson: "Whitey".

Interviewer: "Tarbaby".

Mr. Wilson: [ silent, sure he didn't hear what he thinks he heard ] What'd you say?

Interviewer: [ repeating ] "Tarbaby".

Mr. Wilson: "Ofay".


Interviewer: "Colored".

Mr. Wilson: "Redneck".

Interviewer: "Junglebunny".

Mr. Wilson: [ starting to get angry ] "Peckerwood!"

Interviewer: "Burrhead".

Mr. Wilson: [ defensive ] "Cracker!"

Interviewer: [ aggressive ] "Spearchucker".

Mr. Wilson: "White trash!"

Interviewer: "Jungle Bunny!"

Mr. Wilson: [ upset ] "Honky!"

Interviewer: "Spade!

Mr. Wilson: [ really upset ] "Honky Honky!"

Interviewer: [ relentless ] "Nigger!"

Mr. Wilson: [ immediate ] "Dead honky!" [ face starts to flinch ]

Interviewer: [ quickly wraps the interview up ] Okay, Mr. Wilson, I think you're qualified for this job. How about a starting salary of $5,000?

Mr. Wilson: Your momma!

Interviewer: [ fumbling ] Uh.. $7,500 a year?

Mr. Wilson: Your grandmomma!

Interviewer: [ desperate ] $15,000, Mr. Wilson. You'll be the highest paid janitor in America. Just, don't.. don't hurt me, please..

Mr. Wilson: Okay.

Interviewer: [ relieved ] Okay.

Mr. Wilson: You want me to start now?

Interviewer: Oh, no, no.. that's alright. I'll clean all this up. Take a couple of weeks off, you look tired.

[ fade ]


Richard Pryor. Dead December 10th 2005

To the rage, vuknerability and painful honesty of Richard pryor's comedy. It changed Americam culture forever.