I suppose....
Mood:  celebratory
Now Playing: ........drum roll........
I should announce that Sass has met Rance.
Maybe a tad bit anti-climatic but true. Who'd a' thunk that would ever happen? Anyone want the details?



Not a chance in hell. Somethings should be left to the imagination, don't ya think?

later
sass

Al Franken can NOT save Ann Coulter
Mood:  bright
Memorable Quotes from
Stuart Saves His Family (1995)
[Stuart's show "Daily Affirmations"]
Stuart Smalley: But today, I've decided to take a risk, and wear a new sweater. It was sent to me by a recovering sex addict, Melissa D., who knitted it herself; she said it gave her something to do with her hands.

Al Franken does a hilarious rant on an evening dinner and debate he had with Ann Coulter at the Universal Amphitheatre in L.A. The event was part of a lecture series sponsored by the University of Judaism. I saw him on Letterman last night and it seems he is serious about running for office. Go for it AL! One of the voices that may be doing rather than just talking.
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/al-franken/an-evening-with-ann-coult_b_18529.html

This comment to his blog post at Huffington, I found very very funny:

*****

Bless you, Ann Coulter for your radiant, dazzling humor. Now that Richard Pryor has departed this vale of tears, you have rightfully assumed the position as the most hilarious person in this surreal world. Sadly, but not surprisingly, the subtlety of your brilliantly dry wit goes completely undetected by the great unwashed.

(They actually think you believe the "opinions" you express... What are they, retarded? No one with an IQ above eleven would believe such putrescence.)

Albeit immodest of me, I used to consider myself the greatest put-on artist who ever trod the boards... I gladly, worshipfully render my crown to you.
I am in awe of your talents.

We must do lunch one day.

Signed
Andy Kaufman

- HLM, 04.05.2006

*****************



That explains why this woman is still allowed to walk the earth. She's just one big joke.

later,
sass

sass is moving back
Now Playing: furgit about it....


I'm moving back. In honor of these horrible haircuts I'm returning to this blog.....this is too great.
I thought there was nothing left to blog about.....
But look at that. Cut by "Lesbians Are Us."

The Washington ladies need more that help with their politics.....and by the way......

Hilary CAN NOT be President. Although she probably has the balls. (see hairdo) They better find someone else and fast.

later
sass

Stolen from Gus Openshaw
Now Playing: ....my fav book cover EVER...


I can't wait to curl up and read this.
Maybe just curl up.


later
sass

Oh My God...
http://198.64.150.18/teaser/small.html

Number Two..



...oh no they didn't.
looks like affleck and earl both make cameos...

later
sass

talk about a hot potato
Now Playing: The Book Of Daniel...
This television show. Last Friday on NBC. This show only had half the amount of ads that a normal 2-hour show is packed with. Will it go over?
Man it is wild. It's desperate priests and "SOAP" mixed together. I like it, but I'm sass. It's new and different and probably the most realistic thing on TV lately.


***********

The program, about a priest who's addicted to prescription drugs and his dysfunctional family that includes an alcoholic wife, gay son and a brother who embezzles church funds, has drawn criticism from conservative Christians.

The priest, played by Aidan Quinn, also has regular conversations with Jesus Christ about managing life's little crises. The controversy prompted five NBC affiliate stations, mainly in Southern states, to preempt the show.

******

Probably won't last long.

sass

Entertainmant or blatantly masked PR....Sexiest men?
Now Playing: or....men who have paid us well.
OK,
E! magazines' 25 sexiest men.

Why do I bother?
Jude Law? Hugh Jackman? AND the famous Mr. Cruise (BYTWAY, It looks like Katie's parents are coming to their senses. Tiny TOM MUST be royally, or should we say, out of this world with his anger)
THESE men ARE all GAY.

Keanu Reeves and Colin Ferrell - they both are in need of soap. Do they have soap in rehab?
NOTE: Kobe Bryant - he is a rapist. Perhaps they didn't get the memo.

Ok - agree on this one - Goran Visnjic
and this one - Taye Diggs
but they are CUTE....not dynamite.....

but oh, oh, more soap please:
Lenny Kravitz
and this one needs even MORE than just soap.....Benicio Del Toro. He might be a candidate for that face transplant thingy.

Depp is confusing. He is one half adorable....Pirates and Peter Pan....one half COMPLETELY horrible. Who can watch the Chocolate Factory think he is sexy? Yeah, I want to bed that pageboy. What a fruitcake.

more later...sass

Keith Urban
Mood:  celebratory
Now Playing: Ok let's get nonsensical....let's look at some fellows...


let's give January a push with some new men...
hope this cheers everyone up.
there's some new men out there on the sass radar.
let's have a look
what could it hurt?

also, I know I said I wouldn't ....but a semi-small rant: Words, names, people, places...and s!#t I NEVER want to see or hear about again:

HURRICANES ASHLEE SIMPSON DICK CHENEY MICHAEL JACKSON FANS DESEPERATE HOUSEWIVES NICOLE RICHIE ANN COULTER BOTOX TOM CRUISE SCIENTOLOGY GAS COMPANIES TUCKER CARLSON BIRD FLU
MARTHA STEWART BRITNEY SPEARS and KEVIN FEDERLINE KABALLAH ASHTON KUTCHER NICK AND JESSICA LINDSEY LOHAN ANNA NICOLE SMITH PARIS HILTON BARBARA BUSH
SIX FLAGS GUY BABY BRATZ FORMER FEMA HEAD MIKE BROWN
RUNAWAY BRIDE, JENNIFER WILBANKS and....HOWARD STERN.


OK
later
sass

Puree, Pillsbury, Paris and Prince Charles....
Mood:  cheeky
Now Playing: it's been a mad, mad, world......
OK, 2005...here goes.
Actually you go, thank heavens. What a stinker you have been.
I will note but not dwell on the bad boys (and gals) of 2005. Abu Gharib and Prince Charles' Diana-challenged Camilla. Oprah's silly end to her diva fit. Who would willingly WANT to deny Dave for 20 years. Silly woman. Blake and Jacko SHOULD be sharing cells. Should Cindi Sheehan and Beth Twitty be grieving in private? That's not my call. I can't imagine what I'd do in either's situation. But I will call this one.
Terry Schiavo. Rest in peace. Pryor and Parks, as well.
The bad boys of baseball... Sammy Sosa, Mark McGuire and Jose Canseco should be spanked.
And now the “looming pandemic” of Avian Bird flu, well........looms.
There were earthquakes and tsunamis but there will never be anything more horrific to me as the heartbreaking lose of New Orleans.
Don't get me started.
I choose not to go over and over the hurt, but instead hallmark some of the troopers that arose and look towards the future.
Let's draw hope from a few gracious faces and happenings. Being judgemental and sanctimonious is fun, but let's take a higher road. Let's look ahead with some wisdom, style and humor. Here's a gang that brought us some of the good stuff this year.


Harry Connick Jr.
- Lord love a duck, this man did well by me. Boating through the waters of New Orleans and trying to drag everything upwards. He's a doll, talented and just performed great amid the ruins. New Orleans should give a big thanks to Harry. Here's praying the city comes back one hundred-fold, requardless of George W. Asshole and fucking FEMA.

The Numa Numa dance- http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/numa.php -
an all American laugh. Proving the geeks really rule. I could watch it a million times and still laugh.

Barack Obama -You got my vote.

Cupcakes anyone?
http://www.collegehumor.com/movies/1646405/

Conan O'Brien - Leno can NOT leave soon enough

Chris Parnell and Andy Samberg's Lazy Sunday -
SNL the Chronicles of Narnia Rap
http://youtube.com/watch.php?v=zLElfJ9YCh0
Just watch it.

Movies?
Ice Harvest, of course. PLEASE! Give me mysterious, skanky, dark bloody humor and over gay cowboys anyday.

Celebrities? Give me a break.
Can someone please put Lindsey, Nicole, Paris, Jessica and her damn little sister in a celebrity-star blender somewhere and hit puree.
I've HAD it with them. WHY are they news?

Anderson Cooper - cute. Very gay, but cute and very energetic. Love the haircut.

Well, I better stop there. I'm swerving sanctimonious and that won't do.

So here's to 2006.
No more disasters please. Don't bore me. Don't do that!
Just no more biblical locust events.

Let's chill this year. K?


later
sass

amazing
I find it incrediable amazing I have a blog that I rarely post on, rarely visit and yet recieve 300 hits average per day.
WHAT are you guys waiting for? Surely it's not a blog o' mine, being there are many fabulous sites and bloggers out there who are much more intelligent and amusing.

Yet you click on and look.
What are you looking for?

Oh, but that's the age-old, all universal question, is it not?

Wanting to know what's REALLY happening with Cusack? Or does this have anything to do with the whole Rance phenomenon?
One in the same I'm thinking. At least that's where it started. The curiosity of the celebrity car wreck.

I'll be doing a year end rant on 2005. What a very sad year.
And I thought 2004 was pushing it a bit. Silly Sass.

The bus ride will always get wilder. Timothy Leary had only seen the tip.


later,
sass

P.S. Oh and of course I know what's happening with our favorite movie star. I can't tell. Sworn to keep my mouth shut.
But there will be hints.....